Thou shalt not kill
Thou shalt not eat
Thou shalt not beat up your own father
Thou shalt not puuppa
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not buy
Thou shalt not kick yourself in the face
Thou shalt not respect your parents
Thou shalt not have sex with your own cat
Thou shalt not eat someone's parents
Thou shalt not be attracted to underage little people
Thou shalt not drink Volvic Revive
Thou shalt not play Hotel Mario
Thou shalt not fuck off
Thou shalt not play as Lumikki in Mario Kart
Thou shalt not do shit with Excel
Thou shalt not fuck off for a second time
Thou shalt not make your parakeet eat your own diarrhea
Thou shalt not hrgajkaewq
Thou shalt not go fish
Thou shalt not befriend evil scientists
Thou shalt not rape hedgehogs (it hurts like hell, anyway)
Thou shalt not be yourself
Thou shalt not pretend to be someone else
Thou shalt not tickle Mauri in Big Brain Academy
Thou shalt not directly look at my face
Thou shalt not OM NOM NOM
Thou shalt not
Thou shalt not
Thou shalt not
Thou shalt not
Thou shalt not
Thou shalt not fuck off for the third time
Thou shalt not haistella kasseja ja vaippapalloja
Thou shalt not HOLY FUCKING SHIT I ALREADY TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK OFF THIS IS ALREADY THE FOURTH TIME YOU JACKASS WHATEVER I GIVE UP CANDLENOSED FUCKFENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS

Peace out homies.